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OPERATION: PROBABLY FINEAN ENTIRELY FICTIONAL COMEDY

GAME-SP1.1 · OFFICE PREVIEW

OPERATION: PROBABLY FINE

RESCUE STEPHEN MARTINFROM CHINA.

CHAPTER ONE · OFFICE PREVIEW

Three mates. One spectacularly unnecessary international rescue.

THE PRE-HOLIDAY BRIEFING

Starts with recorded voices · Sound Off to mute · Pause, Back and Next available

CHAPTER 1 · OPENING

The Pre-Holiday Briefing

One continuous office conversation

David seated in the office — DAVID

Stephen seated in the office — STEPHEN

Paul seated in the office — PAUL

PAUL

AUTO · RECORDED VOICES WHEN ENABLED

Chapter Two. Two days later... In China. Meanwhile, Stephen is having an absolutely wonderful time.

Stephen standing at the Great Wall, holding his phone

Friendly Summit event promoter showing a brochure

CHAPTER TWO · CHINATHE GREAT WALL

THE INVITATIONThe Summit

✉ DAVID · RESCUE GROUP

Please confirm you're safe. I've identified several geopolitical variables.

STEPHEN

Stephen's decision: The Summit invitation

A secluded mountain retreat. Spectacular views. Very friendly gentlemen.

Booking confirmed

Stephen in his approved blue-quarter-zip Forbidden City pose

A smiling banquet attendant with a red blazer and event folder

CHAPTER TWO · CHINATHE FORBIDDEN CITY

THE INVITATIONHonorary banquet

VISITING INTERNATIONAL SPECIALIST

ATTENDANT

An honorary appointment?

A wholly fictional banquet stand outside the historic attraction promises a free dinner and a grand title.

Banquet booked

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FIRST PHOTO: UPLOADEDPaul's rather unfortunate bear picture. Stephen hasn't noticed.

Stephen enjoying a market snack in his blue quarter-zip

A spa representative in a teal jacket holding a brochure

CHAPTER TWO · CHINATHE NIGHT MARKET

THE OFFERTotal Renewal Spa

TOTAL RENEWAL SPA90% OFFTHE COMPLETE STEPHEN EXPERIENCEReplacement components sold separately.

STEPHEN

Total Renewal Spa — booked ✓

Ninety per cent off? I'd be an idiot not to.

MEANWHILE, STEPHEN IS STILL ON HOLIDAY…

A FEW DAYS LATER…

THE FORBIDDEN CITY

Somehow, he's still having an absolutely wonderful time.

STEPHEN'S HOLIDAY HAS TAKEN A TURN…

THE SUMMIT

Stephen arrives at his chosen destination.

Coming next: the corresponding incident and rescue mini-game.

STEPHEN RESCUE GROUP1% battery

Sending…

STEPHEN

Oh, for fuck's sake.

BACK IN ENGLAND…

Two idiots are about to make this considerably worse.

The next bit of the disaster is happening right now.

Stephen's final message

David, resolutely misinterpreting the situation

Paul seated in the office

CHAPTER THREE · BACK IN ENGLANDTHE RESCUE ALARM

STEPHEN RESCUE GROUP

Last message · Battery unknown

DAVID

Rescue briefing

OPERATION: PROBABLY FINE ✈

TWO TICKETS. ZERO PLANNING.

Unnecessary international travel

CHAPTER THREE · THE WORLD'S WORST RESCUERS

VISITOR INFORMATION

They've arrived. Neither has considered calling Stephen's hotel.

David is about to begin what he insists is an intelligence operation.

Office Alarm and travel montage completed

An empty, warmly lit fictional hotel visitor-information lobby with a brochure rack and reception counter

David, standing with his phone, conducting a deeply unnecessary investigation

Paul, shorter than David, standing nearby looking puzzled

CHAPTER THREE · THE WORLD'S WORST DETECTIVESVISITOR INFORMATION

DAVID

Visitor information

Stephen's last message

David needs to identify Stephen's destination. Which activity matches the evidence?

Destination identified

OPERATION: PROBABLY FINE

THE SUMMIT

The matching rescue mini-game is next (GAME-SP3.0/3.1–3.3). The location and ending cannot be changed by guessing another option.

Investigation complete · Mini-game coming next

GAME-SP2.4B · Visitor information investigation preview · Fictional comedy

© A completely fictional and deeply unnecessary rescue Stephen, David and Paul are illustrated using their approved project character designs.